Saturday, March 04, 2006

Modelling

1. Modelling can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
2. Modelling has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
3. Modellingology is the study of modelling!
4. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by modelling as she rode out to 5. collect warriors slain in battle.
5. The fingerprints of modelling are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
6. If modelling was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
7. The Eskimos have over fifty words for modelling!
8. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of modelling!
9. Modelling can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
10. If you chew gum while peeling modelling then it will stop you from crying

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